- me:closes wrong tab
- me:PTERODACTYL NOISE
how to kiss
hahahahahahahahahahahaXP ewwwwwwwwXP[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(Source: conversationparade)
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
- person:hey wanna hang out
- thoughts:omfg how do i get myself out of this
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
I don’t like going to the beach because I don’t like showing off my perfect body











